Geek Hierarchy

What's this?. Or more importantly, where on this chart are you and your parents? This should bring us back to the unsolved conversation about the difference between a nerd, dork and geek. Which one has the best chance of landing a hot sexy romance? (That is not in their head.)

Chiagra-Induced No Pants Day Success!

International No Pants Day (May 5th -- you best recognize that date!!! ...and no, I don't mean because of Cinco de Mayo) is something that some of us take VERY SERIOUSLY. Here, our very own chiagra is showing you how one should appreciate art on No Pants Day. You'll notice he's not really so focused on the art... that blank stare you see is actually evidence of a supremely profound meditative pantsless mental state that fulfills its own sense of wholeness as a substitute for any connection to the "real" world. chiagra is truly a pantsless master.


When Spongebob was reached for comment, he responded simply by continuing to grin.

Where is Sponge Bob?

I haven't seen Sponge Bob shorts since NO.P. day in Denver. Maybe Scott can put up a post on his own blog. ha ha ha. I know he has the pictures. Bring it on!

The cost of pants

If you don’t wear pants there is a huge cost savings that can be achieved. :Lets say the average person has 10 pairs of pants in there closet at any given time. The life expectancy of those pants are 2 years and the average life expectancy of a person is 70 years. That means that over a persons life they will buy oh about 350 pairs of pants.

Now looking on Amazon.com I took the average prices and made this nice looking histogram of price options for pants. Now using the middle number of each grouping I found an total fictitious average of 67 dollars.

That means the average amount of money someone spends in their life for pants is $23,450. Think of all the things you could buy with that money.

*Chart included to increase credibility of author

Big Pant Trekking

Well, if you got to wear them, make them BIG! But wearing big NO pants is even better on 05.05 day. Join us in Denver for the no pants art walk on Friday. We will start at El Noa Noa for a delicious happy hour @ 5:30pm. No pants allowed, and I do think that shorts count as pants, as do underpants.

Kaiju Big Battel

This is pretty much the coolest thing ever.