Veto Underwear instead

There seems to be some touching of your ass in public seems to be unacceptable. But what is wrong with trying to remove a wedgy. Why do people givet some of the strangest facial expressions. 10 year olds laugh. Mothers look at you shamefully like you are a seriously disturbed person. Men will cross the street away from you. All because you have your hands down the back of your pants try to excavate a piece of cloth that has gotten lodged in your butt.

Wedgies are a good reason to go commando.