Pants a waste of time

On average let’s say that it takes 1 minute every morning to put on pants and a minute in the evening to remove said pants. Net time dealing with pants 2 minutes/day.

Now say the average person uses the restroom 4 times a day. Each time you use the restroom you must remove your pants to use the toilet. Because you don’t remove them all the way lets say you spend 2 minutes extra a day in the restroom because you are wearing pants. Net time dealing with pants 4 minutes/day.

Ok now you wash your pants once a week. Time to collect the pants on your floor and go to the laundry room and wash them is about 5 minutes. Then you need to change them to the dryer which is another 3 minutes. Finally you need to take them from the dryer and fold them and put them back in your dresser. Lets say this take ten minutes. So every week you spend 18 minutes because you have to wash the pants. Net time dealing with pants 6.571 minutes/day.

Now let’s do some math.

If you live to the age of 50, you will have live 18263 days. Of those 18263 days you will have spent approximately 6088 days asleep (1/3 of the time). Which leaves 12175 days that you are awake. Now using the above 6.571 minutes per day we can calculate that you spend 167 days of your doing something with your pants. Which means that you have wasted 1.360% of your waking life dealing with your pants.

Just another reason to not wear pants.